What train passengers get upto

This story is running on the PA wires tonight:

Being pressed up against smelly fellow commuters on busy trains is the biggest gripe for travellers.

People talking loudly on mobile phones is the second biggest irritation for commuters, with travellers in Leeds and Newcastle the most likely to make or receive calls while on their way to work, a poll by video game company PopCap.com found.

The survey of 1,564 adults also revealed that almost half of commuters listen to other people's conversations, while more than half read papers, text messages, books and confidential work documents over fellow passengers' shoulders.

I do all of that!

(joke)

Well, maybe sometimes!